Get ready to laugh off life’s warning signs with our "I Can't See Red Flags Because I Sat Close to the TV as a Kid" T-Shirt, starring a goofy cartoon monster glued to a retro TV with zero chill! This tee is your sarcastic salute to those questionable choices we blame on childhood screen time, complete with a snarky text that says, “Yeah, I missed that red flag, but in my defense, I was too busy watching cartoons three inches from the tube”. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and “whoops, my bad” energy. Crafted from feather-light, ultra-soft airlume cotton, this shirt is as airy as your carefree vibe when you ignore life’s drama. The hilarious monster graphic - complete with wide eyes - makes it ideal for Netflix binges, dodging awkward date vibes, or just strutting through life with a smirk. Whether you’re laughing at your own chaos or gifting it to your equally clueless bestie, this tee is a must-have for anyone who’s ever blamed their bad decisions on blurry vision. Click “Add to Cart” and let this tee be your hilarious, monster-approved badge of questionable choices. 📺😈
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability.
- Equipped with side seams for enhanced durability and shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that retains its shape wash after wash.
- Printed with high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) methods for vibrant, detailed designs.
- Tear-away label for added comfort, minimizing skin irritations.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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