Santa Cookie Sarcastic Tee, Funny Santa T-Shirt, Funny Christmas Clothing

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Ho ho ho, hold the nice - this "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" Christmas T-Shirt is serving holiday shade with a side of festive fabulousness!  Featuring a snarky Santa who’s not here for empty cookie plates, this tee is your ticket to sleighing the sarcasm game at every holiday shindig.  Crafted from oh-so-soft airlume cotton, it’s perfect for sipping spiked eggnog, dodging mistletoe mishaps, or just owning the naughty list.  Grab this shirt and let Santa’s sassy side shine brighter than Rudolph’s nose!  The perfect gift for cookie-loving rebels and merry mischief-makers.  Snag this tee now and make sure Santa gets his cookies - or else!

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Features a retail fit, perfect for both casual and semi-formal settings.
- Ribbed knit collar helps retain shape and adds a classic touch.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for all-day comfort.
- Produced sustainably, ensuring humane manufacturing practices.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Please note:  All AlchemyEmporium.com designs are our original digital creations, and may not be duplicated or reproduced without our express permission.  You may not use any images, mockups, or the design on the item at all for any kind of personal or commercial usage.

Bella+Canvas (T-Shirt Brand) manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.  PLEASE NOTE:  COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.