Ditch the suits and dive into the good life with our "Only Bank I Trust Is the Riverbank" T-Shirt, where a serene nature scene meets a sassy jab at the corporate grind! Picture lush trees, a babbling river, and a cheeky moose giving side-eye to your 401(k) - all paired with the snarky text that says, “I’d rather invest in a good nap by the water, but thanks”. This tee is your sarcastic ticket to nature’s VIP list, no credit check required. Crafted from cloud-light, ultra-soft airlume cotton, this shirt is as airy as a riverside breeze, keeping you comfy whether you’re dodging spreadsheets, sipping coffee by a campfire, or just vibing with the trees. The vibrant nature scene and witty text make it perfect for hiking trails, farmers’ markets, or telling your boss you’re “working remotely” from a hammock. It’s hilarious, it’s chill, it’s your new favorite way to stick it to the man! 🌳💦
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Features a breathable, ribbed knit collar that maintains its form.
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort around the neck.
- Printed using high-quality techniques, ensuring vibrant and detailed designs.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Please note: All AlchemyEmporium.com designs are our original digital creations, and may not be duplicated or reproduced without our express permission. You may not use any images, mockups, or the design on the item at all for any kind of personal or commercial usage.
Bella+Canvas (T-Shirt Brand) manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.