Get ready to ruffle some feathers with our "Killing Two Stones with One Bird" T-Shirt, where a sassy, gun-toting bird takes aim at two very nervous rocks! This tee flips the script on an old saying with a hilariously unhinged vibe, perfect for anyone who loves their humor with a side of “what even is this?”. The bold text "Killing Two Stones with One Bird" is your sarcastic battle cry, letting the world know you’re here to multitask like a feathered vigilante. Crafted from cloud-soft, breezy airlume cotton, this shirt is as light and airy as a bird soaring over a bad decision. The absurdly funny graphic - featuring a bird with zero chill and two rocks sweating bullets - makes it a conversation starter at coffee shops, dive bars, or that awkward family BBQ where you need to distract from Uncle Gary’s conspiracy theories. It’s the perfect blend of comfy and chaotic for strutting your stuff with a smirk. Don’t just wing it - own it! Click “Add to Cart” and let this tee be your sarcastic, feathered flex. 🐦🔫
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for durability and shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form and enhances comfort.
- Shoulder tape adds stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Utilizes advanced printing techniques for vibrant sleeve and neck label designs.
- Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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