Ho ho ho, hold the nice - this "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" Christmas Sweatshirt is serving holiday shade with a side of festive fabulousness! Featuring a snarky Santa who’s not here for empty cookie plates, this pullover is your ticket to sleighing the sarcasm game at every holiday shindig. Crafted from an oh-so-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for sipping spiked eggnog, dodging mistletoe mishaps, or just owning the naughty list. Grab this sweatshirt and let Santa’s sassy side shine brighter than Rudolph’s nose! The perfect gift for cookie-loving rebels and merry mischief-makers. Snag this crewneck now and make sure Santa gets his cookies - or else!
Product features
- Crafted without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar keeps its shape and offers additional comfort.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity and reliability.
- Made from a soft medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a cozy fit.
- Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton, complying with sustainability standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.