Rock the holiday season with our "Dead Inside But Jolly AF" Christmas Sweatshirt, the ultimate sarcastic salute to surviving the festive frenzy! This sweater is for those who feel like a Grinch on the inside but still manage to fake that holiday sparkle like a pro. Featuring a snappy tagline in bold, festive print surrounded by simple Christmas elements, it’s the perfect mix of moody and merry. Crafted from an ultra-soft cotton-poly blend that’s comfier than a post-eggnog nap, this unisex sweatshirt (sizes S-3XL) is your go-to for dodging holiday small talk, wrapping presents at 2 a.m., or stealing the show at the ugly sweater party. It’s a killer gift for your snarkiest friend or a cheeky treat to keep your holiday spirit ironically alive. Don’t wait for the Christmas magic to find you - grab this crewneck now and wear your jolly exhaustion with pride!
Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth finish and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape and durability.
- Made from a comfortable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend.
- Clean-cut style with double-needle stitching for added strength.
- Ethically sourced materials and environmentally friendly dyes.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.