Funny Emotional Support Knife Sweatshirt

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Get ready to slay the style game with our "Sir, That's My Emotional Support Knife Collection" Sweatshirt!  This isn’t just a sweater - it’s a sarcastic salute to those who find comfort in sharp wit (and maybe a blade or two).  Perfect for the sassy, the bold, and anyone who loves a good chuckle with a side of edge😏.  Made from a super soft cotton-poly blend that feels like a warm hug (but, you know, way cooler), this sweater boasts a bold, laugh-out-loud print that’s guaranteed to turn heads and raise eyebrows.  Wear it to the bar, the grocery store, or that awkward family reunion where you need a little extra sparkle to survive.  From knife enthusiasts to sarcasm aficionados, this sweatshirt is your ticket to instant camaraderie (or hilarious debates).  Snag this crewneck now and let everyone know your emotional support game is cutting-edge! 🔪

Product features
- Made from a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for warmth and comfort.
- Without side seams for a smooth appearance and less fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape and adds durability to the design.
- Proudly made with ethically grown US cotton, ensuring sustainable production.
- Custom embroidery options available for a personal touch.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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PLEASE NOTE:  COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.