Spread holiday cheer with a side of shade in our "Festive But Stabby" sarcastic Christmas Sweatshirt! This giggle inducing crewneck is for those who love the twinkle of Christmas lights but are ready to fend off fruitcake - wielding relatives with a candy cane shiv. Featuring a snarky tagline in bold, christmas style print alongside mischievous yule elements, this sweatshirt is your festive armor. Made from an ultra cozy cotton-poly blend that’s softer than a reindeer’s nose, it’s perfect for sipping spiked cider, dominating the Secret Santa exchange, or dodging holiday small talk. Available in sizes S-3XL, this unisex pullover is the ultimate gift for your sassiest pal or a treat for yourself to slay the season in style. Don’t wait for the elves to get their act together - grab this sweater now and rock the holidays with a festive, stabby flair!
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Constructed for adults, ensuring a snug fit.
- Meets strict safety requirements for flammability and harmful substances.
- Crafted from ethically grown US cotton, supporting sustainable production.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.