Deck the halls with a side of sass in our Festive But Stabby Christmas Sweatshirt! Perfect for those who love to jingle all the way but aren’t afraid to wield a candy cane like a ninja star. This cozy, soft crewneck features a bold, cheeky tagline splashed across a vibrant holiday design, complete with twinkling christmas elements and just a hint of mischievous charm. Crafted from a premium, comfy cotton-poly blend, this sweatshirt is your go-to for ugly sweater parties, cookie-baking marathons, or dodging Aunt Edna’s fruitcake at family gatherings. It’s a conversation starter that says, “I’m here for the holiday cheer, but don’t test me!” Available in sizes S-3XL, it’s the gift that keeps on giving - laughs, style, and a subtle warning to keep the Christmas drama at bay. Snag yours now and wear your festive attitude with a stabby twist! Perfect for gifting to your snarkiest friend or treating yourself to some holiday swagger. Order today and get ready to sleigh the season!
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek, attractive look.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides elasticity.
- Made with a cozy medium-heavy fabric blend of cotton and polyester.
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.