Jingle through the holiday haze with our "Dead Inside But Jolly AF" sarcastic Christmas T-Shirt, the perfect jolly swagger for those barely holding it together this season! This tee stars a quirky skeleton, surrounded by simple Christmas flair. The bold, christmasy tagline screams, “I’m here for the cookies, but my soul’s on standby.” Made from snuggly soft cotton that’s cozier than hiding from carolers, this unisex shirt (sizes S-3XL) is your ticket to slaying holiday parties, surviving family dinners, or just vibing with your festive existential crisis. It’s the ultimate gift for your fellow holiday cynic or a must-have for yourself to wear that jolly facade with a wink. Grab this tee now and let your inner skeleton shine through the Christmas chaos!
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds durability.
- Side seams provide structure and hold the garment's shape longer.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Tear-away label enhances comfort by minimizing skin irritations.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Bella+Canvas (T-Shirt Brand) manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.