Jingle through the holiday haze with our "Dead Inside But Jolly AF" sarcastic Christmas Sweatshirt, the perfect jolly swagger for those barely holding it together this season! This crewneck stars a quirky skeleton, surrounded by simple Christmas flair. The bold, christmasy tagline screams, “I’m here for the cookies, but my soul’s on standby.” Made from a snuggly soft cotton-poly blend that’s cozier than hiding from carolers, this unisex sweatshirt (sizes S-3XL) is your ticket to slaying holiday parties, surviving family dinners, or just vibing with your festive existential crisis. It’s the ultimate gift for your fellow holiday cynic or a must-have for yourself to wear that jolly facade with a wink. Grab this pullover now and let your inner skeleton shine through the Christmas chaos!
Product features
- Constructed without side seams for a sleek look and minimal fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape, providing a stylish finish.
- Crafted to meet safety standards, ensuring quality and reliability.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity and wearability.
- Made from ethically sourced materials for eco-conscious consumers.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.