Oh, honey, this "Stop Staring At My Package" Christmas Sweatshirt is delivering all the naughty holiday vibes you need! Featuring a smokin’ hot cartoon Santa who’s got more than just presents in his sack, this crewneck is your go-to for turning heads at every festive bash. Made from a deliciously soft, dad bod-hugging cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for flirting under the mistletoe, sipping something spicy, or just owning the holiday glow-up. With a wink and a smirk, this shirt says you’re here to sleigh - and they better keep their eyes up top! The ultimate gift for your favorite festive flirt. Grab this sweater and let Santa’s package steal the show this Christmas!
Product features
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Suitable for adults only.
- Ethically produced with sustainable cotton; meets safety standards.
- Cozy medium-heavy fabric blend perfect for colder months.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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PLEASE NOTE: COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.