Funny Christmas Sweatshirt, "I Like 'Em Real Thick & Sprucey" Sarcastic Sweater

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Well, hello there, you festive vixen!  This "I Like 'Em Real Thick and Sprucey" Christmas Sweatshirt is your new holiday obsession, starring a flirty pin-up girl draped beside a lush spruce tree that’s got all the right branches. Perfect for sashaying into holiday parties, winking over hot cocoa, or just owning the winter glow-up with a sassy smirk.  Crafted from super soft fabric that hugs you like a cozy fireside cuddle, this sweater is your ticket to sleighing the season with style and a whole lotta sprucey attitude!  The ultimate gift for your favorite merry minx or tree-loving tease.  Grab this crewneck and let everyone know you’re here for the thick and sprucey holiday magic!

Product features
- Constructed without side seams for a sleek, attractive appearance.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity.
- Designed exclusively for adults, ensuring a comfortable fit.
- Crafted with ethical and sustainable practices in mind.
- Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, perfect for colder weather.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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PLEASE NOTE:  COLORS MAY VARY FROM SHOWN PHOTOS - PRODUCT COLORS VARY FROM SCREEN TO SCREEN/DEVICE AND MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS SHOWN DUE TO PIXEL VARIATIONS.